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Ifs, Buts & Definite Maybes
- life... nobody said it was easy
By Jeff Baker

This is the story of hopes and aspirations that never materialised: Of wasted talents and lost loves: Of a complex but ordinary man getting through life as best he can and stumbling on the way. Of a life much like our own, but more so …

“Life wasn’t easy to start with, but then it just got worse and went steadily downhill from there, leaving me punch-drunk and wondering what happened and why.”

“Suddenly I found that my hair had gone, my few remaining teeth looked like tombstones in a graveyard, my memory was sporadically AWOL, I had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory, my torso resembled a burst mattress and my libido had packed its bag and done a runner without so much as a by your leave.”

”My life has been like juggling soot – damned difficult and pretty darn messy.”